Give the Gift of ████ [redacted]

Dear Friend,

For that special someone in your life who already has everything, consider giving the gift of ████ [ redacted ].

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If you’re like me, you feel overwhelmed lately trying to keep up with all the crazy ██████ in today’s busy world. But now more than ever, ██████ is essential for any responsible citizen, because democracy depends on the informed consent of the governed.

The US government spends BILLIONS on ██████, but now, for less than a hundredth of 1% of the secret black budget, you can ensure that national security whistleblowers and sources can have affordable legal protection – all without leaving the comfort of your own home!

Your donations to WHISPeR help us defend those who reveal abuses of █████ and violations of ██████ to the American public.

What others are saying:

“We will always ██████ to ensure the safety and security of Americans at home and around the globe.” ⁠ – Joe Biden

“Believe me, we are going to ██████ and a helluva lot worse.”  – Donald Trump

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